Friday, June 7, 2013

This Book, These Laws...Part II

Should People Do What God Tells Them To Do?

     I was thinking about some of the ridiculous laws and instructions of the Bible, particularly those in the Old Testament, and that phrase "What Would Jesus Do" scampered across my mind. It occurred to me that since Jesus is an exclusive member of the Trinity that there is really no reason to contemplate what He would do in any given situation, right? I mean, since Jesus IS one of the main ingredients comprising the Trinity it would follow out of necessity that whatever God would do is exactly what Jesus would do.
     In the following I have presented specific verses and where possible corresponding videos.

So, why do some people feel compelled to listen to whatever God says?

They want to be safe wherever they are living.
     Leviticus 25:18 says, "Therefore, you shall do my statutes, and keep my ordinances and do them; and you shall dwell in the land safely."
     See, people warned you to believe in Jesus to be safe! Look what is going to happen to the United States! You should have believed in Jesus, and if you do not now believe in Jesus you had best start believing so that when everything goes to hell you will at least go to heaven when you die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XQNvJ7qj-M

They want to be able to have a decent harvest so they will have something to eat.
     Leviticus 26:3-4 says, "If you follow my decrees and are careful to obey my commands, I will send you rain in its season, and the ground will yield its crops and the trees their fruit."
     So basically here what you have is a clear choice, right? Do you want to eat or do you want to starve? You DO like food, don't you? Yes? Great. Then listen to everything God says or He will starve you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMGOxEcmhW0

They do not want to be terrorized, do not want to be struck with disease, do not want to lose their eyesight and their strength, need the seeds they plant to grow, do not want to be defeated by their enemies, want to be ruled by people they agree with, and don't want to continually be on the run. They also do not wish to be punished far in excess of the punishment they actually deserve (or even DON'T deserve).
     Leviticus 26:14-18 says, "But if you will not listen to me and carry out all these commands, and if you reject my decrees and abhor my laws and fail to carry out all of my commands and so violate my covenant, then I will do this to you: I will bring upon you sudden terror, wasting diseases and fever that will destroy your sight and sap your strength. You will plant a seed in vain, because your enemies will eat it. I will set my face against you so that you will be defeated by your enemies; that those who hate you will rule over you, and you will flee even when no one is pursuing you. If after all this you will not listen to me, I will punish you for your sins seven times over."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTA8Bfi9nxA

They want to look smart, like they know exactly what it is they are supposed to be doing, and want to be viewed not only as being intelligent but also seen as above the average intelligence as far as people of nations populating this planet go.
     Deuteronomy 4:6 says, "So keep these laws and do them; for so will your wisdom and good sense be clear in the eyes of the peoples, who hearing all these laws will say, Truly, this great nation is a wise and far-seeing people."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNh1sgCcHRA

They want to have something other nations are seen as NOT having, and what makes this possession of a 'something' that others do not have even better is if it comes from a divine being...THE divine being in the universe.
     Deuteronomy 4:8 says, "And what great nation has laws and decisions so right as all this law which I put before you today."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCFp3fDVkyU


What are some of the things that God or Jesus tell the people to do, think, or believe?

Don't think that Jesus, the Son of God, came to this earth to bring peace, because in reality He came to this planet to stir the pot...especially when it comes to family and the interactions of the individuals within a family.
     Matthew 10:24-27 says, "Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.  For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.  And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.  He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me."
     So, I am wondering if the fellow in this video realizes that Jesus did say He did not come to bring peace? Oh...that is right. Jesus' peace and the regular peace that people seek are not the same things. What fucking ever, man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdYTTSZZ9B4

Jesus is REALLY about hate. The love message is just to get people into the group. If you wish to be saved by Jesus you had best know that He requires you to hate your father, your mother, your wife, your children, your siblings, and even your own life. Nothing you have is worth anything and if you want Jesus' salvation the faster you realize you are worthless, the better.     Luke 14:26 says, "Jesus again requires hatred to ones family, he says "If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple." 
     So, Jesus requires hate. Nice. But, if you ask some Christians they will tell you it isn't Jesus who hates but the wicked and terrible atheists. Really? What is this, a twisted version of PLEASE PASS THE HATE?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX-qmWKJhjE

Why what do we have here but a divine order to, "Eat shit." Way to go, God. Way to go.     Ezekiel 4:12 says, "And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight."
     Good Lord...of all the things in the Bible this is surely one of the most retarded.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z32YZ4f9JZ0

Don't go to the doctor to cure ailment and illness. What you need to do is go to church and pray. If you have enough faith when you pray that God and Jesus will heal you, then they will. If you do not have enough faith it is your own fault for NOT believing strong enough. Your blood is on your own hands.
     James 5:14-15 says, "Is any sick among you? Let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord: And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up."
     Do you think that Jesus knows that there are people who abuse the faith that Jesus will heal in an effort to turn a buck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1HJ7fjWjm8

Stay away from people who do not believe in Jesus and God as you do. Don't go to their house, don't talk to them, don't call them, don't go to barbecues with them, don't go on vacations with them, and pretty much don't go anywhere with them.
     2 Corinthians 6:14-15 says, "Believers must not commune with unbelievers. What fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness, light with darkness, believers with infidels?"
     The Bible is not very nice to those who choose to believe differently:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXtTD_WVB8c

Women must not look pretty if they are not naturally pretty. No makeup, no nice clothing, no jewelry, and they best not appear happy and instead wear a frown.
     1 Timothy 2:9 says, "In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shame-facedness and sobriety; not with braided [braided] hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array."
     When it comes to the treatment of women...the Bible sucks. Completely disgusting, THAT is what God's and Jesus' and the Bible's treatment of women is. Detestable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hd2lYoQFgNc

Slaves are in fact chattel. So, if you buy a slave or a member of their people as a slave the DO in fact become your property and you may absolutely will them to your children. You may do what you want with them so long as you are sure to NOT treat your own people in such a manner.
     Leviticus 25:44-46 says, "Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves. You may also buy some of the temporary residents living among you and members of their clans born in your country, and they will become your property. You can will them to your children as inherited property and can make them slaves for life, but you must not rule over your fellow Israelites ruthlessly."
     Three cheers for God's own instructions on slavery. Lovely.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIezni-FyfA


Does God ever say it is okay to kill or take people for slaves or not listen to government?

Oh yes. There are times when God says it is absolutely okay to kill other human beings. Not only that, but if you want you may in fact take the women and the children and the animals of those you killed as PLUNDER, spoils of war.
     Deuteronomy 20:13-14 says, "When the LORD your God delivers it [the city] into your hand, put to the sword all the men in it. As for the women, the children, the livestock and everything else in the city, you may take these as plunder [slaves] for yourselves. And you may use the plunder the LORD your God gives you from your enemies."
     Yay God.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0EEKfTnfvA&list=SP9D1CD5CDC7C1C4B7

Well, well, well. The assertions that slavery is ONLY in the Old Testament are completely false. And don't worry about how hard you work here on earth because when you die Jesus will make sure all of that hard work that you did for someone else was in fact worth your while.
     Colossians 3:22-24 says, "Slaves, obey your earthly masters in everything; and do it, not only when their eye is on you and to win their favor, but with sincerity of heart and reverence for the Lord. Whatever you do, work at it with all your heart, as working for the Lord, not for men, since you know that you will receive an inheritance from the Lord as a reward. It is the Lord Christ you are serving."
     God is NOT a good God.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPQqreYHVBs

That is right! If you don't like what your rulers are telling you to do YOU DO NOT HAVE TO LISTEN TO THEM and this is because you are bound to listen only to God and Jesus.
     Acts 5:29 says, "Peter and the other apostles replied: "We must obey God rather than men!"


What does God say about how people should dress, behave, tend to their bodies?

Women who wear pants and men who wear dresses are an abomination to God. Of course, this does not apply to the priests who wear the long skirts. It would be interesting to see women who are in the military as pilots or who are astronauts or who are deep sea divers wearing only dresses. 
     Deuteronomy 22:5 says, "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God."
     This is so goddamn stupid:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_nU3R00Yv8

Men are better than women and this is why when they pray to God the man's head should be uncovered and the woman's head should be covered. If the woman will not cover her head when praying her hair should be cut off to shame her.
     1 Corinthians 11:4-6 says, "Every man who prays or prophesies with his head covered dishonors his head. And every woman who prays or prophesies with her head uncovered dishonors her head — it is just as though her head were shaved. If a woman does not cover her head, she should have her hair cut off; and if it is a disgrace for a woman to have her hair cut or shaved off, she should cover her head."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U94gCwNlUqM

All men shall groom themselves like Grizzly Adams.
     Leviticus 19:27 says, "Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head or clip off the edges of your beard."


How does God feel about common sense?

Do not listen to science or teachers or studies or read encyclopedias or listen to anything that is an explanation of how things in the world really are. Do not believe in anything other than what God and Jesus tell you in the Bible.
     Proverbs 3:5 says, "Trust in the LORD with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRLR9jhP_DM


What if you do not want to hurt and kill people?

If you do not kill as you are commanded to do by the Lord your God...your ass is going to be cursed by Him. So, grab your sword and thrust it into the nearest infidel.
     Jeremiah 48:10 says, "Cursed be he who does the Lord's work remissly, cursed he who holds back his sword from blood."


But...what if I DON'T want to believe in God?

You will believe in the God of Israel or you will die. Period. God does not care if you are a child or a man or a woman or if you do not want to believe in any God at all or if you choose a different God to believe in for whatever reason. Believe in God or else.
     2 Chronicles 15:13 says, "All who would not seek the LORD, the God of Israel, were to be put to death, whether small or great, man or woman."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSS-88ShJfo&list=PL82937E4E02559741
     And this video is pretty funny, too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pwwvBygoFA&list=RD02PP0bLdOplyk


What do you do with information that contradicts God?

Absolutely ignore and downplay and trivialize anything that even remotely differs from anything God and the Bible and Jesus have said at any time. Take all information and twist the shit out of it until it fits perfectly with everything God and Jesus and the Bible have ever said.
     2 Corinthians 10:5 says, "We demolish arguments and every pretension that sets itself up against the knowledge of God, and we take captive every thought to make it obedient to Christ."


When God says to kill, how do you know who to kill?

There will be a SPECIAL mark that all the GOOD folks will have on their head. If someone does not have that mark on their forehead you are to slice them up one side and down the other...and you better put ALL people without that mark to death, even if they are little children and babies and mothers.
     Ezekiel 9:5-7 says, "Then I heard the LORD say to the other men, "Follow him through the city and kill everyone whose forehead is not marked. Show no mercy; have no pity! Kill them all – old and young, girls and women and little children. But do not touch anyone with the mark."


What happens to someone who prophesies, but not for God or Jesus or Israel?

If anyone is caught prophesying without God's permission and specific endorsement then his parents are ordered to stab him to death.
     Zechariah 13:2,3 says, "I will remove both the prophets and the spirit of impurity from the land. And if anyone still prophesies, his father and mother, to whom he was born, will say to him, 'You must die, because you have told lies in the LORD's name.' When he prophesies, his own parents will stab him."
     Does the Bible really mean what it says? The Lord told Robertson Romney will win the election? Romney DIDN'T win. Soooo...is Robertson a false prophet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6xBo9EijIQ


So, what do you do with the children of the guy who sinned?

Kill the little bastards.
     Isaiah 14:21 says, "Prepare a place to slaughter his sons for the sins of their forefathers; they are not to rise to inherit the land and cover the earth with their cities."


Who is allowed to set-up and take down the tents of the temple?

Only the Levites are allowed near the tabernacle tents when raising or taking them down. Every one else even coming close to the tents are to be killed.
     Numbers 1:51 says, "Whenever the tabernacle is to move, the Levites are to take it down, and whenever the tabernacle is to be set up, the Levites shall do it. Anyone else who goes near it shall be put to death."


So, is there a price for forgiveness?

No one is forgiven unless something dies. Whatever dies must be innocent.
     Hebrews 9:22 says, "In fact, the law requires that nearly everything be cleansed with blood, and without the shedding of blood there is no forgiveness."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdxeqEoDXco


So, what do we do to the enemy?

Absolutely decimate the enemy. And when God says to decimate He means to decimate. Kill EVERYTHING including men, women, children, babies, their farm animals, any other animals, pets, whatever is living that belonged to them you had best kill it.
     1 Samuel 15:3 says, "Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass."

Kill the enemy entirely. If they try to escape you had better catch up to them and kill them. You WILL do this because this is what the Lord your God commands of you.
     Jeremiah 50:21 says, "Attack the land of Merathaim and those who live in Pekod. Pursue, kill and completely destroy them," declares the LORD. "Do everything I have commanded you."


How do you make Christianity look appealing to others?

Grind it into your slaves to be entirely and absolutely obedient to you, this way the people looking upon you who are NOT Christian will be impressed and hopefully convert to Jesus.
     Titus 2:9-10 says, "Teach slaves to be subject to their masters in everything, to try to please them, not to talk back to them, and not to steal from them, but to show that they can be fully trusted, so that in every way they will make the teaching about God our Savior attractive."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PP0bLdOplyk


What do you do if someone will not listen to you, particularly your own children?

Nothing makes a child more obedient than a good beating. Make sure you hurt them real good so as to better cement the message of obedience they should have known to begin with.
     Proverbs 20:30 says, "Blows and wounds cleanse away evil, and beatings purge the inmost being."


So, what is the liability for an owner of an animal that injures or kills someone?

Forget strict liability altogether, right? All you need to do is pay a little dough to the owner of the hurt, injured, or killed slave. Oh, and be sure to stone the offending animal to death...cuz that will teach all the other animals to never do such a bad bad thing.
     Exodus 21:32 says, "If the bull gores a male or female slave, the owner must pay thirty shekels of silver to the master of the slave, and the bull must be stoned."


What if someone steals from you, gets caught, but cannot pay the associated fee for thieving?

Sell the mother fucker! His ass is going to pay you what he owes you some way, some how.
     Exodus 22:3 says, "A thief must certainly make restitution, but if he has nothing, he must be sold to pay for his theft."


What should you do if you want to live a long time?

Want to live a long life? Do EVERYTHING that God and Jesus and the Lord and the Bible tell you to do. Everything. If you do that you will live a long long time and your kids should be safe as well.
     Deuteronomy 4:40 says, "If you will obey all the decrees and commands I am giving you today, all will be well with you and your children. I am giving you these instructions so you will enjoy a long life in the land the Lord your God is giving you for all time."

Don't forget that in the process of listening to everything that God tells you to do you must have within you the requisite amount of fear in order to feed this Lord of yours the requirements of His ego.
     Deuteronomy 6:24 says, "And the Lord our God commanded us to obey all these decrees and to fear Him so that He can continue to bless us and preserve our lives, as He has done to this day."

Just listen to everything that God says, alright? You want to live a long time? You want your kids to live a long time? You want to be succeeded by numerous generations of your own people> Yes? Good. Then what you need to do is OBEY everything God says. Period.
     Deuteronomy 7:9 says, "Know therefore that the Lord your God is God; He is the faithful God who keeps His covenant for a thousand generations and lavishes His unfailing love on those who love Him and obey His commands."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_a6RjR_AHY&list=PL6Eiy7DIY0r4EGX7ZKzJVUtd7gu8edAep

You WILL absolutely listen to everything God tells you at all times. Period.
     Deuteronomy 11:1 says, "So have love for the Lord your God, and give Him worship, and keep His laws and His decisions and His orders at all times."

It cannot be stressed enough how important it is for you to listen to absolutely everything that God and Jesus and the Lord and the Bible say to do.
     Deuteronomy 11:32 says, "And you are to take care to keep all the laws and the decisions which I put before you today."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTH4TxESMkU&list=RD02PP0bLdOplyk

If you want to keep this land and if you want to keep your heritage you WILL do everything that God instructs you to do at all times under threat of all kinds of penalties. In fact, a good portion of what your heritage is IS literally listening to everything that God says.
     Deuteronomy 12:1 says, "These are the laws and the decisions which you are to keep with care in the land which the Lord, the God of your fathers, has given you to be your heritage all the days of your life on earth."

And don't you forget that you were slaves in Egypt. If you don't listen to God and the Bible and any one who God tell you to listen to you can just as easily be thrust right back into slavery.
     Deuteronomy 16:12 says, "And you will keep in mind that you were a servant in the land of Egypt: and you will take care to keep all these laws."


How do you know WHEN to listen to God and the Bible and Jesus and the Lord your God?

Listen to everything that God says from now until eternity and for ever and ever and ever. Nothing God will ever tell you to do will change, so do everything all the time for ever and ever.
     Psalm 111:7 says, "The works of His hands are faith and righteousness; all His laws are unchanging."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-RlKtkFke4&list=RD02PP0bLdOplyk

God's laws are always good. His instruction to you always stand, so you had better do what you are told or else. You are not here to serve yourself. You are not even here to serve your family. You are here to serve God and only God and that is it.
     Psalm 119:91 says, "Your laws remain to this day, for all things serve you."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=QjhFlI6-ZBI&NR=1

You will do absolutely everything God tells you to do because you KNOW He can fuck you up.
     Psalm 119:120 says, "My flesh is moved for fear of you; I give honor to your decisions."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fox4KabGGE&list=RD02PP0bLdOplyk

You just keep doing everything God tells you to do because what He says goes FOREVER.
     Psalm 119:160 says, "Your word is true from the first; and your upright decision is unchanging for ever."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuJoC7Lz6SI


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