The Govt's Favorite Pastime: Spinning Yarns from Loads of Crap

Just like the post previous to this one you must start at the bottom of the post and read up.

1. Nashoune LittleOwl ‏@Shoon47744m

   P.S. Dear Govt, can you also blame the Boston suspects for current probs with that nut in Korea? Be creative, I'm sure you can make it fit.

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2. Nashoune LittleOwl ‏@Shoon477411m

   ...because so long as you have someone we all dislike to blame for all that we are afraid of we will all be much MUCH safer. As you were.

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3. Nashoune LittleOwl ‏@Shoon477412m

   ...remember, dear govt, you must be absolutely SURE to blame everything Americans are afraid of on these bastards...

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4. Nashoune LittleOwl ‏@Shoon477412m

   Oh, wait...and that time in 4th grade when i totally tanked my history exam...that wasn't my fault but the fault of these terrorists...

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5. Nashoune LittleOwl ‏@Shoon477414m

   Actually, to be safe you should also include global warming and the crucifixion of Jesus Christ.

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6. Nashoune LittleOwl ‏@Shoon477414m

   ...and the extinction of the dinosaurs and the dodo.

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7. Nashoune LittleOwl ‏@Shoon477416m

   ...the fall of the Roman Empire, the rise of the IRS, the outbreaks of bubonic plague in Europe in the 14th century,

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8. Nashoune LittleOwl ‏@Shoon477418m

   ...the disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa, the appearance of saggy pants as a fashion statement, the Tea Party formation,

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9. Nashoune LittleOwl ‏@Shoon477421m

   ...the mis-counting of votes that would have won Al Gore the presidency of the United States of America (we just gotta blame SOMEONE),

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10. Nashoune LittleOwl ‏@Shoon477422m

    ...the attempted assassination of President Reagan (Jodi Foster is no longer to blame), the Challenger explosion in 1986,

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11. Nashoune LittleOwl ‏@Shoon477424m

    ...the Branch Davidian fiasco in 1993, Heaven's Gate cult deaths in 1997, the Chernobyl nuclear accident in 1986,

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12. Nashoune LittleOwl ‏@Shoon477428m

    ...anger over Israel declaration of independence in 1948, Kennedy assassination in 1963, Watergate in 1972,

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13. Nashoune LittleOwl ‏@Shoon477430m

    Dear Govt, as you seem fully committed to placing as much blame and absurd reasoning on the Boston suspects as possible don't forget to add

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14. Nashoune LittleOwl ‏@Shoon477423h

    Last time govt worked this hard in conspiracy: JFK assassination. If you recall, the govt really, really stuck to their guns on that one.

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15. Nashoune LittleOwl ‏@Shoon477423h

    Govt would have the people think that this flood of info on the suspects directly translates to what is known as a preponderance of evidence

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16. Nashoune LittleOwl ‏@Shoon477423h

    It is so much information that many people will assume it to be true. Why wouldn't they, right? After all, there is so much it must be true.

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17. Nashoune LittleOwl ‏@Shoon477422 Apr

    ...neighbors, fellow students, acquaintances and still more people are supplying info clearly intended to remove doubts as to what is true.

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18. Nashoune LittleOwl ‏@Shoon477422 Apr

    The govt is really trying hard to convince people this bombing situation is real. Information is pouring in from every direction...

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19. Nashoune LittleOwl ‏@Shoon477422 Apr

    I think it is interesting how every day in the news there is more 'progress' in the collection of evidence against the bombing suspects...

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