The Govt's Favorite Pastime: Spinning Yarns from Loads of Crap
Just like the post previous to this one you must start at the bottom of the post and read up.
- P.S. Dear Govt, can you also blame the Boston suspects for current probs with that nut in Korea? Be creative, I'm sure you can make it fit.
- ...remember, dear govt, you must be absolutely SURE to blame everything Americans are afraid of on these bastards...
- Oh, wait...and that time in 4th grade when i totally tanked my history exam...that wasn't my fault but the fault of these terrorists...
- Actually, to be safe you should also include global warming and the crucifixion of Jesus Christ.
- ...the fall of the Roman Empire, the rise of the IRS, the outbreaks of bubonic plague in Europe in the 14th century,
- ...the disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa, the appearance of saggy pants as a fashion statement, the Tea Party formation,
- ...the mis-counting of votes that would have won Al Gore the presidency of the United States of America (we just gotta blame SOMEONE),
- ...the attempted assassination of President Reagan (Jodi Foster is no longer to blame), the Challenger explosion in 1986,
- ...the Branch Davidian fiasco in 1993, Heaven's Gate cult deaths in 1997, the Chernobyl nuclear accident in 1986,
- ...anger over Israel declaration of independence in 1948, Kennedy assassination in 1963, Watergate in 1972,
- Dear Govt, as you seem fully committed to placing as much blame and absurd reasoning on the Boston suspects as possible don't forget to add
- Last time govt worked this hard in conspiracy: JFK assassination. If you recall, the govt really, really stuck to their guns on that one.
- Govt would have the people think that this flood of info on the suspects directly translates to what is known as a preponderance of evidence
- It is so much information that many people will assume it to be true. Why wouldn't they, right? After all, there is so much it must be true.
- ...neighbors, fellow students, acquaintances and still more people are supplying info clearly intended to remove doubts as to what is true.
- The govt is really trying hard to convince people this bombing situation is real. Information is pouring in from every direction...
- I think it is interesting how every day in the news there is more 'progress' in the collection of evidence against the bombing suspects...